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Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when NOT led by a Frenchman." Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars -- when fighting Italians. Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.