My fellow Americans, it is with great pleasure that I stand before you today to preach the good news of Christian nationalism. Yes, you heard me right – Christian nationalism, the idea that America is a Christian nation, chosen by God to lead the world.
But let’s be honest, who needs separation of church and state when we have a president like Donald Trump who is clearly chosen by God to lead this great nation? And who cares about the diversity and religious freedom enshrined in our Constitution when we have the one true religion, Christianity, to guide us?
Yes, my friends, it’s time to embrace Christian nationalism and all the benefits that come with it. After all, it’s what Jesus would have wanted.